
edit: actually that came out somewhat more cynical than I intended - I like his comedy hook
I know you didn't shop in the hook, but I still like it
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I know you didn't shop in the hook, but I still like it

but I'll raise your Islamic racism with my racismhorse b3ta.com/board/8865522
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Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48,
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My assistant is now peering at me for sniggering
Woo!


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Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24,
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Woo!



I'm not a big fan of horses. Their hooves spook me because they're just basically one big toenail at the end of their leg
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HOW DO WE KNOW THERE ARE NO HORSES IN THERE??
IT'S A TRAP, EVERYONE - RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!
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IT'S A TRAP, EVERYONE - RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!

*removes sock*
*clips 3½ cm of crusty gnarled yellow toe nail off big toe*
*chases Dixon with it*


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Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30,
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*clips 3½ cm of crusty gnarled yellow toe nail off big toe*
*chases Dixon with it*



As a wee Dixon I once was visiting my gran and in the field behind her house the farmer appeared to be giving the horse new shoes, so I went to go watch him.
He gave me a "horse shoe" and I proudly went home to show my gran and parents.
It was just the trimming off the fucking hoof.
Arsehole farmer.
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Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32,
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He gave me a "horse shoe" and I proudly went home to show my gran and parents.
It was just the trimming off the fucking hoof.
Arsehole farmer.

My assistant is now convinced I'm a 'tard
err . . . like he was unsure until now


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Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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err . . . like he was unsure until now



I have filled out my slip, please point me in the direction of the nearest ballot box.
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