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# Very nice!
In other news, I just discovered that there is a Kerry katona sex tape in existence.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's why mum has gone to iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *bokes again*
*avoids inbuilt inclination to download celeb sex tapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# why did you go and have to tell me that
it ain't all that, unsurprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Where did you find it?
MY GOD! WHY DID I ASK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's what is commonly know as her
'music audition'

EDIT: Nighty 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# g;night ghosty
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# listen frankie
you're just gonna have to write your own jokes, stop coming on B3ta in the hope you can nick some from here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# The only frankie I know who is a comedian
is Frankie Boyle, who is chuffing awesome!

But I know not to what joke you refer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that is him
on mock the week he always slips in at least one Katona joke
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Oh I see :D
Well I am flattered that you think I am as funny as him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# think what you want darling
b3ta's a bitter pill to swallow when taken seriously
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# LOL!
;)

Now cock off and donate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i might do
soon, nearly at a zero bank balance, but heading off to the capital for the weekend

mebbe once i've a proper job
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# oo where
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# nsfw
www.morningstarr.co.uk/forum/starr-s/7582-kerry-katona-sex-tape.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# oh dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# reaches for the mind bleach
damn you morbid curiosity
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hurray.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# not in the least bit sexual
it's like that sex ed class in the meaning of life, but less attractive
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Oh how depressing.
These people.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# it's a strange way
to milk a cow.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I dunno.
Maybe GSTQ will enlighten us :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# first reply to google search
i'm off liver for life now.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I thought she just fingered herself?
Well, what do i know eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# O Rly?
I havent seen it yet, but thanks to GSTQ I think I am about to.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# and who's that then?
oook then

*googles*

"her first memory was of her mother's attempted suicide. When she was very young she was placed in care and raised by four sets of foster parents."

Haha thank you, wikipedia, for that uplifting bit of information.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I never knew that,
but I actually feel a bit sorry for her now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)