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# would you have a monkies tail?
lizards tail?

or go tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I know you didn't ask me
but fuck it, have my answer anyway.

Lizardy, nice and thin, black. Wiggly waggly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# but then the moment something makes you jump, it'll drop off, wriggle about on its own, then you'd have to grow a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Exactly.
Someone grabs/lops off yours, you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# yes, but mine would be all furry and luxurious... I could hang off trees, open doors with my arms full
and all sorts of other things....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# So could I
what do you think wiggly waggly means?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# floppy like a rubber dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Trust you to think of that first.
Not exactly a large cavity indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# id like something moveable and useful
...like an elephants trunk...only without the danger that it may stick a bread bun up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Useful and underused storage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# its not exactly a large cavity
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hehe... something akin to a monkey tail (obviously in proportion to myself)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)