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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahahahha! I don't know who looks freakier, the horse, or the guy on the left :D
sorry for the TJ, but the world is going nuts: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7688091.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ahahahahaha
*sends knives down internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Bloody hell!
I was too busy reading this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# eww







*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# So if that reduced blood pressure
and stroking cats reduces blood pressure, would a cat fart reduce your blood pressure to zero, thus killing you?

Headline: "Cat Fart Kills"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Watching fish reduces blood pressure too
"Cat Fart at Sea Life Centre: 100s feared dead"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# oh the huge-manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# In which case
my blood pressure must be in tip top form at the moment.

Don't go in the ladies loos for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# you're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Pure filth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha, yea, I saw that.....
there is nothing funnier than someone throwing a stink bomb on a crowded bus.
*Vein on forehead pops*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha...
fart your way to a healthier life.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ...In which case he's gonna live forever
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# yey
you got your site up and running

*checks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I've only just seen this - hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ...
"The woman, a piano teacher, is in jail in Sapporo waiting to learn if she faces charges of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating data. "

Sounds fair enough to me.

Though I fear her reaction was a bit extreme.

AND have you only just noticed that the world is crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Never mind all of that
Best Sun report ever:

(my mum sent me this yesterday)

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1844815.ece


My favourite quote?

“The image that people find most abhorrent is of scientists producing GM babies or cloned adults or minotaurs.”
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# oh you and your tails


EDIT: - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1728922.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'd love a tail..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# a prehensile tail would be one of the most useful things EVER!
If, in the future you could get one grafted on, I so would :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# You and me both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# would you have a monkies tail?
lizards tail?

or go tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I know you didn't ask me
but fuck it, have my answer anyway.

Lizardy, nice and thin, black. Wiggly waggly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# but then the moment something makes you jump, it'll drop off, wriggle about on its own, then you'd have to grow a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Exactly.
Someone grabs/lops off yours, you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# yes, but mine would be all furry and luxurious... I could hang off trees, open doors with my arms full
and all sorts of other things....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# So could I
what do you think wiggly waggly means?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# floppy like a rubber dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Trust you to think of that first.
Not exactly a large cavity indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# id like something moveable and useful
...like an elephants trunk...only without the danger that it may stick a bread bun up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Useful and underused storage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# its not exactly a large cavity
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hehe... something akin to a monkey tail (obviously in proportion to myself)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahahahhah! that is pure Julie Moult :D
fecking minotaurs.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new minotaur overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Oh, good grief...
That's... um... an interesting take on matters...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# LMAO
Next up, Dr Fritzl making his own "Diablo" dungeon in his basement :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
My god that's bad, even by the Sun's standards..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Coasters \o/
Oooh, that one looks good too....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ROLLYCOASTER
Hurrah for the best things in the world.

Also horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# G force facefuck ahoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That's possibly one of the best sentences I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *concurs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That sentence was sponsored by Dr Pepper...
some red bull and a crude mix of antibiotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# You hardcore bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)