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# Up my ear?
She could finger my ear if she wanted. I'm not fighting the bearded woman, she'll probably beat me to death with her huge, swinging testes.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I've seen beardier
in the mirror
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Dear Trellis (Mrs)
Please find enclosed the following:

1 x Tish
1 x Pshaw

please note that while some self assembly is required, when applied to your blatant silliness you shall see nothing but good results.

Kind Regards

WOW That's a Big Orifice Productions.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Pshaw Tish?
Damned Japanese instruction manuals...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# For making of the work please part a violate part b.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My all time favourite instruction manual phrase is:
"Contains 7 different type of element" - on a little plastic toy game thing
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha!
Lovely image to send me to the pub.
xx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Does me best xx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)