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# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you have to be quite flexible
to get work in the porn industry these days.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# no
its always been like that.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :D I love women with massive sideburns.
Mr Puss looks well peeved. 'Unhand me, ladychap!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yes I did try to make him
sufficiently miffed at the licking he is receiving. Although strangely I like it when my cat licks my head during telly time.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Easy tiger, the internet never forgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You'd look peeved if you had her finger where her finger is
possibly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Up my ear?
She could finger my ear if she wanted. I'm not fighting the bearded woman, she'll probably beat me to death with her huge, swinging testes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I've seen beardier
in the mirror
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Dear Trellis (Mrs)
Please find enclosed the following:

1 x Tish
1 x Pshaw

please note that while some self assembly is required, when applied to your blatant silliness you shall see nothing but good results.

Kind Regards

WOW That's a Big Orifice Productions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Pshaw Tish?
Damned Japanese instruction manuals...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# For making of the work please part a violate part b.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My all time favourite instruction manual phrase is:
"Contains 7 different type of element" - on a little plastic toy game thing
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha!
Lovely image to send me to the pub.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Does me best xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Cat and horse love
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Aw, that's so sweet!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'm glad I clicked...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# "I love horses they're my friends"
No child, they are bemused by us. That is all. BEMUSED at our inferior two leggedness.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# there is nothing sexier than a woman coughing up hairballs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# wanna bet?
two women coughing up hairballs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# two girls, one cat?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# =^.^=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Held by liqour . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# This is the sexiest thing I've seen all day
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)