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# Look. at that. HAIR.
Cunty, you know I know what's best. Hair please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# it's growing as fast as it can
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# FASTER YOU CUNTS!
I had my hair chopped last night

:(

although - it turns out the bloke who cuts my hair is up to win the Best Hairdresser In Scotland award... which is fairly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that's like "best comedian in Dusseldorf"
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
(cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It just looks all lustrous.
I'm so JEALOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it is. Thick, lustrous and smells of strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fine, shiny, smells of vanilla.
HAIRFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# spermperm?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Your spunk smells of vanilla?
Shit, you're already married.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm sure if you get Mr Wow to devour a tub or two of hagen daas vanilla his will be sweet and vanillary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# His arse'll also explode
dairy intolerant, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I have hair, not married and my spunk smells like rancid vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I can vouch for that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What kind of hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Arian blonde
www.b3tards.com/u/86d03363a4395ade0665/vikingfloppy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ohhhh I had a viking once
well, he looked like one. Right fucking wanker, he was.

Awwww, you're a little cutie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# well thank you, feel free to board my ship anytime
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)