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I'll see if I can post it here, for posterity like

DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME
*chains self to everything*
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Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:13,

hey
I was using bits of everything to do stuff!
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Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:14,

*sets fire to bra*
little help here...

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Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:15,

*rolls in fire blanket*
I wasn't sure what to do then... clearly I'd be not much use in a real bra fire situation.
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Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:16,

You're not being much use now
take that blanket off and come and help me.
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Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:17,

don't worry - I'll recite poetry at it!
HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dream

... that normaly gets the bra off!
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Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,

That's lovely.

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Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:20,

If in doubt
spray cleavage with foam
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