This is one of a number of similar stories of me spectacularly failing to realisewhen a member of the opposite sex was indicating interest or suggesting 'interesting times'....all of which I sweetly smiled through and failed to register.
I think I spent my University days driving girls crazy for all the wrong reasons.
(I think I spent my University days driving girls crazy for all the wrong reasons.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:44,
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Pfft!You crazy foo' you :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:46,
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men are notoriously stupid when it comes to thisI remember asking a hot girl at uni to "get off my fucking lap" so I could continue rolling a joint. 3 hours later I was walking home from the party wondering why the fuck I couldn't get laid.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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Or how about turning down said funtimes with multiple girls because you had 'too much respect' for the GF who wanted to get involvedthen having split, wished you done it and taped the whole sordid affair.
/sad but true blog
(/sad but true blog
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48,
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