Long ago, on a council estate far away
Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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pffft:) full of seamy goodness
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:28,
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This film features in my own personal story of how I was too stupidto realise a funtimes 3some was being suggested by an ex girlfreind.... :(
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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...Me 17 (and fresh faced & stupid + Naive with it)1 very raunchy GF her ex flate mate round at our house watching this. (Rita Sue...)
That scene in the car rolls round. And increasingly unsubtle hints are dropped from the lasses either side of me on the sofa, all of which I 100% fail to get....
what could have passed is explained by a rather exasperated GF a few days later....
(That scene in the car rolls round. And increasingly unsubtle hints are dropped from the lasses either side of me on the sofa, all of which I 100% fail to get....
what could have passed is explained by a rather exasperated GF a few days later....
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38,
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This is one of a number of similar stories of me spectacularly failing to realisewhen a member of the opposite sex was indicating interest or suggesting "interesting times"....all of which I sweetly smiled through and failed to register.
I think I spent my University days driving girls crazy for all the wrong reasons.
(I think I spent my University days driving girls crazy for all the wrong reasons.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:44,
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Pfft!You crazy foo' you :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:46,
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men are notoriously stupid when it comes to thisI remember asking a hot girl at uni to "get off my fucking lap" so I could continue rolling a joint. 3 hours later I was walking home from the party wondering why the fuck I couldn't get laid.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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Or how about turning down said funtimes with multiple girls because you had 'too much respect' for the GF who wanted to get involvedthen having split, wished you done it and taped the whole sordid affair.
/sad but true blog
(/sad but true blog
Victor Meldrew,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48,
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Pfft!I haven't seen that in years :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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Rita, Sue and R2? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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It's Han Solo!Stick it on the FP!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:41,
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