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# I'd be sad if I was ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# And shipwrecked
without so much as a bottle of hair dye.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Or a noose
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Plenty of rocks to smash your head against
but, somehow, there still seems to be enough to make you want to keep clutching to life.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Like the ability to play with your own boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# This would certainly keep me entertained
for a few decades.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Minge = Century
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# with a horses face which is melting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I'm a ginger
and let me state for the record my smile is a façade.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ^ this
i'm not very ginger but it's enough that i've never cracked an honest smile or laughed an innocent laugh in my life. there's black, rotting ruin where my soul should be.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# it is a disease that effects us all
just one roague gingery hair in a beard, armpit, pubis or eyebrow is enough to spell your eternal damnation. my eyebrows mock me with their browness remindign me of all that i could of been if this curse wasn't recessed onto me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah
Especially as my eyebrows are thick. And my beard is gingery than my hair.

Damned recessive parents.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# a small tip
to help prevent you're childs ginger anguish.. go asian.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# damn straight
i've always like asian girls anyway. i think i'll go for jobs in japan. tall gingers will be something of a novelty to them.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)