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# It's sitting on my counter, I kind of feel like I should show all my friends
How can I throw it away? It's been a part of me for so long.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I need to make an image.
What should I make?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Liam Neeson culling a Spanish harlem.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I'm not sure, but here's a blurry picture of my earwax next to a teaspoon just in case there was any doubt


I don't think I've ever been proud of something I pulled out my ear before. THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# That's an engorged tick.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# It's been feasting on his lovely juicy ear wax?
Om nom nom nom
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# and yet you haven't moulded it into a tiny penis.
this displeases me.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I won't do anything that might corrupt it from its purest form.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I DEMAND WAXY COCK!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# What's the betting
that ends up as your stats quote.

Edit: haha at the moment mine is "micto micto micto"
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i would be pleased if it was.
i love cock and it pays to advertise ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# how did you get the spoon in your ear?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Nazi giraffes
 
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Feminist Pot Roast
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Guys sorry I got distracted
these are all good ideas. I drew some giraffes but they displeased me.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
# keys.
i'd like to see some keys.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)