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# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# piss off...me shagging myself is one of my problems.
or do you mean up the arse with my own dick... it is possible....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Not with your little wanger it's not.
Eeeehehe! *scampers away to /v/*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i said it's possible. get a knife and try it for yourself....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# meh not much of an atchievement.
Now if you try doing via over the shoulder like I do...
:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *sings*
"Can you toss it over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier, does your cock hang lowwwwwwww?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *joins in*
can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow? does your cock hang down lowwwwwwwwwwwwww?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Just like being back at school
Ah, how I miss the beatings from the other kids because I didn't have a pair of Nike Air...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I think you'll find it
can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow?
Can you tie it round your shoulder? Like a regimental soldier.
Does you cock hang low.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i think every where has it's own variant. I for one learnt balls instead of cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Balls here, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yes but you started with cock to fit into the dialog
Go I continued.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# No, I'm just saying I have balls.
I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I thought we were adapting it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# well then muddling the lyrics is 'adapting'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# nyer nyer nyer-nyer nyer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)