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# on the subject of being unsatisfied,,,
Brought a nice young lady home with me last night... Twas all going swimmingly, and then I realised that I was evidently too pissed to get it up. Still, nonetheless, I try to push on a condom, just in case.

This does not work. I am thoroughly saddened.

Cut to this morning. Huzzah, I am now sober and can get a hard on. So off we go about our business, but then, OH NOES, the ONE condom which I had left, was now on the floor in a pile and useless.

I have now stocked up on condoms. And Viagra. Except not the viagra... Maybe I should though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You should have gone in softcock using your thumb or a pinklepoker.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# it's the only way to avoid the gush
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Haha, the gush!!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# BUMMER
No seriously, why not bum her?
(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# With a semi?!
Have you ever trie...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# IN THE MORNING
Have I ever tried...?
(sarah90 >you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# This is weirdest case of deja-vu ever.
ON ACID!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Lee Evans is not Norman Wisdonw on acid.
This is Norman Wisdom on acid. Cold, alone and afraid.

*only bit of this morning with richard not judy I remember with distinct clarity because of how hystericla i found it*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# X is like Y, ON Z!
The lazy journalist/and comedian slags bits were excellent. Especially the 'And then I got off the bus' jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Haha,
thats always a bad thing,
You should have fashioned one out of a carrier bag or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I was intending on seeing this girl again...
Normally however, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# The art of romance...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)