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[challenge entry] have you seen this? it should win the compo

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(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Oh Gerry....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Oh Gerry...
...from the West Midlands...
...with 1 mutual friend...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# we do?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Miss tutt i assume...
But can't be bothered to check.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ah yes
that would make sense.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I looked at that aswell,
I I have one mutual friend with gerry aswell, but I have no b3tans on my facebook tho... strange....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *x-files music*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# O RLY?
who's the mutual friend?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Jess Hill,
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# my brother's ex
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Small world
I lived next door to her in first year of uni
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# small world indeed
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I wonder how many b3tans I have friends in common with...
*wonders*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Kasto kasto krut
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# poligen ha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That's a neato!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN, TOO SOON
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahahah the one where he's posing over the rubble
ohhh so wrong
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *click*
this is b3ta!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# *nods sagely*
*goes off to make further gleefull mess elsewhere*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I'll just sniff
your wonderfullness as you pass.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Oh so you missed this memo?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahahaa
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Pasanonic knows it well,
and so the paradigm is born....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# as you scroll down the page
it gets more and more amusing
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It's Ironic isn't it ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# who made it originally
i know thats pretty much redundant to it's purpose.. but it is still rather fabulous as just a picture :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# the image is a whore
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# That the guy who fucked his daughter's friend?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# hulk hogan did what?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# To Wikipedia!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# To WWP!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# That comment doesn't have nearly enough 'in half' for my liking.
/always reads weird things whilst scanning blog
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hmm
are you always so unsatisfied?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# If only!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Well SORRY if my post isn't enough. okay?!
*breaks down*
I'm just full of hormones right now and can't cope...
*sniffle*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Joke: What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
One is a chemical messenger indicative to normal human behaviour whilst the other is a protein based catalyst to aid with biochemical reactions.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# on the subject of being unsatisfied,,,
Brought a nice young lady home with me last night... Twas all going swimmingly, and then I realised that I was evidently too pissed to get it up. Still, nonetheless, I try to push on a condom, just in case.

This does not work. I am thoroughly saddened.

Cut to this morning. Huzzah, I am now sober and can get a hard on. So off we go about our business, but then, OH NOES, the ONE condom which I had left, was now on the floor in a pile and useless.

I have now stocked up on condoms. And Viagra. Except not the viagra... Maybe I should though.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You should have gone in softcock using your thumb or a pinklepoker.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# it's the only way to avoid the gush
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Haha, the gush!!
Yes!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# BUMMER
No seriously, why not bum her?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# With a semi?!
Have you ever trie...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# IN THE MORNING
Have I ever tried...?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# This is weirdest case of deja-vu ever.
ON ACID!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Lee Evans is not Norman Wisdonw on acid.
This is Norman Wisdom on acid. Cold, alone and afraid.

*only bit of this morning with richard not judy I remember with distinct clarity because of how hystericla i found it*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# X is like Y, ON Z!
The lazy journalist/and comedian slags bits were excellent. Especially the 'And then I got off the bus' jokes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Haha,
thats always a bad thing,
You should have fashioned one out of a carrier bag or something
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I was intending on seeing this girl again...
Normally however, I would.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# The art of romance...

(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# out loud chuckles..
*which are probably going set namdrah's radar off again.. :P*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Nah, I only do it when they're looking the other way.
heh.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# *shakes fist*
*thinks it looks phallic*

*shakes some more*

*in all the excitement makes own rorschach test*

(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# definitely another reason for hulk bogan to nuke the neighbours
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# go ahead, man. it's all good
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is suitably FRESH!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# dear god
to hull!

righto, nite all zz tiem
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Oh god that's brilliant
etc etc
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)