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# Jeremy Clarkson in new BBC standards row The BBC is at the centre of another 'bad taste' controversy after Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson joked that lorry drivers spend their time 'murdering prostitutes'.
By Anita Singh, Showbusiness Editor
Last Updated: 10:10AM GMT 04 Nov 2008

His comments were aired on Sunday night, in the midst of the public outcry over obscene phone calls made by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs.

The pre-recorded remarks made by Clarkson were cleared for broadcast by senior BBC executives.

But they have prompted nearly 200 viewer complaints because Viz have been using that joke for fucking years, and everyone has realised how derivative and unfunny Clarkson has become, the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Micto's
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They know bounds
when he's using rope!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# well done for getting an apostrophe in there
i think it's the only punctuation that's allowed in that bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha couldn't open myself up for too much pedantry, this is a b3ta dicitonary after all.
only trouble is it fucks the link.

nice bit of work though dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# it's all the wonderful Kamikaze Stoat's interweb skills
i just host it for the glory
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I've fucked up the definition for "vienna"
Is there no way to edit?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I'd love to add to this dictionary, but to be honest if you don't know what a buttprostitute is then this dictionary won't help.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
when is the Daily Mail asking us to complain further?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
That's nothing. I was watching an old one earlier and he called the French, 'Cheese eating surrender merchants':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Where'd that alleged 'journalism' come from, sir?
Edit: No worries, got it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the link above, old bean
how the divvle are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Roaringly Good, my fine fellow
looking forward to a nice couple of days away from w*rk.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# smashing my bathroom up for
fun and profit stress and financial hardship

i mean who the fuck uses straw for bathroom walls?!
cunts, that's who
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# can't argue with you on that one.
Mainly because you're holding power tools.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yes, and as Viz have pointed out...
Not all lorry drivers are murderers. Some are just rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
Very true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)