b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8901642 (Thread)

# Clarkson drives into yet another controversy


A news story
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# GRUNFUTTOCK THE THREADDELETER!!!!
EDIT: and pffffffffftlol!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# REPLYDELETER, ASHALLY!
ASHALLY!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# well, yeah, same odds!
he jumped the gun on a fail pic, he should know better than to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# but...
your fail pic was appropriate. It being a brick wall and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# it wasn't my pic. twas someone elses but he deleted it because you fixed the redex.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# fucking hell!
boab!

i love b3ta, every so often a proper star arrives, recently tedmus and rev dan have been in to say hello too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# you never left, old son
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I watched that on sunday
and thought "they are gonna get phone calls about that"

Why is it always the stuff thats true that creates the most controversy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# eeop joe!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hey Big B!
How's it going fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 19 days left!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nah
they'd already released photos and the story on the friday


how can you get complaints about an adult driving into a poorly constructed wall in controlled conditions?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh...
I thought it was about his crack about lorry drivers only wanting to murder prostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# he was ripping the piss out of Brand and wossy too
I thought the beeb had drawn a line on the matter....


ning Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# nope
still under investigation.

and you can't expect top gear with parky as a guest not to talk about the self proclaimed successor to parky (woss) when he's been in the news.

it'll all wash over anyway
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# they should replace Parky with Alan Titchmarsh
he's great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# ... big cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# have you seen his chat show?
he's the most charmless, disinterested host imaginable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# nah
he's good in the afternoons, needs his horlicks and an early night does alan
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ningles stan the man!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yeh it was
i didn't bother clicking the link because i assumed that the image was related to the story.


i didn't even link that crack to that radio presenter what done murdered them slags. i thought he was just talking about their penchant for picking up "hitchhikers" in the 70s
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# There's a superb 70s film called Take an Easy Ride
it was suppossed to be a serious Public Information Film on the dangers of hitch hiking, but the producers decided to make it a sleazy sex film instead.
It's one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen... and makes you feel really grubby afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
Ningles, young sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson in new BBC standards row The BBC is at the centre of another "bad taste" controversy after Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson joked that lorry drivers spend their time "murdering prostitutes".
By Anita Singh, Showbusiness Editor
Last Updated: 10:10AM GMT 04 Nov 2008

His comments were aired on Sunday night, in the midst of the public outcry over obscene phone calls made by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs.

The pre-recorded remarks made by Clarkson were cleared for broadcast by senior BBC executives.

But they have prompted nearly 200 viewer complaints because Viz have been using that joke for fucking years, and everyone has realised how derivative and unfunny Clarkson has become, the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Micto's
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They know bounds
when he's using rope!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# well done for getting an apostrophe in there
i think it's the only punctuation that's allowed in that bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha couldn't open myself up for too much pedantry, this is a b3ta dicitonary after all.
only trouble is it fucks the link.

nice bit of work though dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# it's all the wonderful Kamikaze Stoat's interweb skills
i just host it for the glory
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I've fucked up the definition for "vienna"
Is there no way to edit?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I'd love to add to this dictionary, but to be honest if you don't know what a buttprostitute is then this dictionary won't help.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
when is the Daily Mail asking us to complain further?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
That's nothing. I was watching an old one earlier and he called the French, 'Cheese eating surrender merchants':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Where'd that alleged 'journalism' come from, sir?
Edit: No worries, got it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the link above, old bean
how the divvle are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Roaringly Good, my fine fellow
looking forward to a nice couple of days away from w*rk.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# smashing my bathroom up for
fun and profit stress and financial hardship

i mean who the fuck uses straw for bathroom walls?!
cunts, that's who
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# can't argue with you on that one.
Mainly because you're holding power tools.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Yes, and as Viz have pointed out...
Not all lorry drivers are murderers. Some are just rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
Very true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# that's what they get
for letting the stig choose the challenges, he's a right bastard when he wants to be.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahah
oh lordy!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha!
that's an action-packed three frames right there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# top comment:
Lorry drivers are not aints by any means. There driving is usually un courtous as they move in front of vehicles without checking their mirrors. Also they complain about the price of fuel. Well Does that mean the public should have a pay rise evertime it goes up as we cant offset it against tax as they can.


lorry drivers eh? cheap fuel, not checking their mirrors, murdering prostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Biggest tosser on TV
Even before Ross was suspended.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)