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# With a pocket full of shells.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# RACIST
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# What's wrong with racism?
It is better than Cervical Cancer according to Captain Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Did I say something was wrong with it?
I don't think I did.
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ok ;)

How do Sarah90?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Please,
call me Mrs 90...
Oh god don't really!
I'm good, yourself?
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Well Joe,
I am grand enough, but the Cider is running out and I wanna see more of the election :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Ergh
I should have expected the cider from you...
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# What?
It is proper Hereford Cider so it is acceptable :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# oh oh...
I'll back down then
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
#
Nigger frog oh, erm.... Racist!

Yeah thats the one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# URGH SOMEONE LEND ME SOME HUMMUS
I AM BONE DRY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *FARTS CHICK PEAS*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Normal hummus please Bob,
not this newfangled ass-hummus all the kids are into these days.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *WEES GARLIC*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# *shits ghee*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *glee biscuits*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# glee biscuits
are ones which taste exactly the same as fox's classic biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *sweats lemon juice"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# *cries nam pla*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I believe the shirt to be ironic.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# The irony of course being that it is not in fact a shirt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Top, then!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# his head is a giant cherry!
*nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# A Morello cherry perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# possibly.
i love cherries, they are the best fruit-based snack ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, pity they seem to be made from FUCKING INDELIBLE DYE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# you're meant to eat them, not wear them!
although i do have a tattoo of 2 cherries on one of mah boobies...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# whenever you start talking like that
"mah boobies" i start imagining some weird bucktoothed accent. dunno why.

bonza
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Do you know the way to a Morello?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, Yes I do.
Which one of that pic are Timmy Commerford?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Pie-eating,
arrogant, Coronation Street-watching, worthless, pointless, dreary, rainy, grossly overrated, Tony Wilson died, Alan McGee was Scottish, Coronation Street-liking, boring NW bastad!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# All of which are American dreams?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# All of which are American dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
It's candied apples and ponies with dapples,
You can ride all day,
It's girls with dimples and boys with pimples
That just won't go away,
It's spics and wops and niggers and kikes
With noses as long as your arm!
It's micks and chinks and gooks and geeks --
And honkies...who've never left the farm!

That's America, buddy!

[Firesign Theater: How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?]
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Put this orrible stuff on the links board, HT!

Johnny Marr gave his first lecture today, too.
I hope someone chucks that on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# *imagines this being said whilst bob dylan reveals cards*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Subterraenean Northern Blues


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# higher than a 3?
ooh, no, it's another 3! you get nothing for a pair, NOT IN THIS GAME!

*Brucie bonuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Bob doesn't even bother trying when he comes to Brum.
"Making cars, moaning, being kinda 70s, laughed at, laid off, pretending to be 'proud', getting used to answering phones when you used to make stuff..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)