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# DRUNK
Drunk essays are the bestest. I'll write it for you if you want!
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# How did the entrepreneurs finance their investments during the Industrial Revolution?
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# BY RAPING VIRGINS
VIRGINS WITH OXEN.
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# syphallis and slavery.
finished!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# or they created a banking system based on defecit where they all had access to any ones money just as long as everyone doesn't want to take all the money out at once it's fine.
you should buy Makin'Money by tery pratchett and hand that in as you essay. I'd remove the cover first.. it might be a bit of a give away.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself again ;)
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# i wont.
respond quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I actually handed in a real short story as my own for my gcse
coursework.

Got an A and everything :D
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# lol
for gcse i didn't hand a piece of course work in.. and still got a b.. god know what magic i pulled in the exam room.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# aye...
in my alevels, I got A's in all of my exams... however i only went to school 36.6% of the time, and did no coursework, ergo got all D's, E's and U's in the coursework...

If only I could do it all again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# This^^^^
I ballsed up college big time.

Don't get me wrong, I had a fucking ace time, but now I realise how easy it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Yes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# In our IT GCSE the teachers were constantly fucking hammering on about getting 30/30 marks for all the coursework.
And it had to be the most pointless and undeservedly long coursework known to man aswell, 4 pieces all which were 30 plus pages of utter bollocks and almost no actual computer work. Predictably I got a D for the coursework, but it didn't matter because it levelled out to an A after I took the exam, making the coursework practically redundant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# THE CITY IS A GIANT GOLD BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# 0.0
may as well just leave it for tomorrow, no point crying from now until 2
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# They travelled on Stephensons rocket to the Dragons Den!
NEXT!
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