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# Pfft!
She is a feminist writer.

She is an idiot :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# EVERY TIME I FUCKING POST
THERE YOU ARE, GIVING IT THE WHOLE 'OH LOOK AT ME IM SUSHI BOY, LOOK AT ME, ARENT I AMAZING AND AWESOME AND SPECIAL AND WONDERFUL'.

you're a bastard face shit you are.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I shall now have to close my eyes whenever we make love...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# ......parents fighting
*hides in room, plays loud music*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# you know the music is only playing
to cover the sounds of furious wanking
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# win/win
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# this is true
*digs out fresh batteries*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# its not win/win if u come into my room with that
*turns down music ready to scream*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# who said i'd be going anywhere near your room?
these are MY toys!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Batteries?
Kick started more like.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# kick started
are you implying that my sexytiem fun toys are cumbersome antiques?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Merely specialist
high horsepower models for extreme conditions.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ah, right.
*judders across the room at eyeball-oscillating speeds*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Pfft
Reminds me of the woman who went to a supermarket with love eggs and fainted into the frozen peas.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# heheh
i'd heard something similar
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)