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# 'Chuck Norris has a hidden finger in his shirt pocket that can stab you
in the chin'
Look closely
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Are u sure it's a finger?
He's pretty dexterous.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Dexterous means "agile with the hands" doesn't it?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# maybe it should be dixterous?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i believe the definition could include "agile with the penis" as well.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Ah
you're probably right.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ^Was why I went quiet.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ARRRRGHHH! I didn't notice the finger-in-the-neck
jab until it was too late.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Maybe he can kick so high because his genitals
are somewhere else on his body.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)