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[challenge entry] Chuck Norrisons

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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# i would shop there
manly, yes, but i like it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
Edit: Actually on second glance that's a bit harsh.
Nice Norris!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wait a minute
(nowt wrong with this img)

someone's deleted a thread
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ok
mebbe i'm just drinking
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NORONS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I DON'T GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# dont get it?
its for this
www.b3ta.com/challenge/macho/

source image is that:
www.firstgardencity.co.uk/morrisons.htm

makes any sense now?
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# um
he's saying that in reference to an old b3ta joke about a morrisons sign. he's not getting at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ah
the RIS thing ....

have to exscuse me for my ignorance, ill catch on one day perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
ALSO: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=ris+I+don%27t+get+it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
its actually pretty funny now i understand it in context.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# It's funny
but old hat, dont use it

edit: thats not a threat! just advice

edit: but if you do do the Morrisons Ris joke, i'll make you fuck your own head (joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# yup
after skimming through 5 pages of RIS i dont get it on that thread, i can safely say you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# we all have to start somewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boron
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
#
Aw fuck yeah, Bismuth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# that stuff looks so cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# It's wonderful isn't it.
I thought it was some kind of elaborate fake the first time I saw it.
My favourite part of the Natural History museum is the room with all the mineral display cases.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# OTTO VON BISMUTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# crotchcrafty
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# "Chuck Norris has a hidden finger in his shirt pocket that can stab you
in the chin"
Look closely
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Are u sure it's a finger?
He's pretty dexterous.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Dexterous means "agile with the hands" doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# maybe it should be dixterous?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i believe the definition could include "agile with the penis" as well.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Ah
you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ^Was why I went quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ARRRRGHHH! I didn't notice the finger-in-the-neck
jab until it was too late.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Maybe he can kick so high because his genitals
are somewhere else on his body.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# thank you, chuck norris!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Don't mention it Ma'am
Just doin my job and bein awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Fuck you chuck norris
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# With Chuck's finger on the button you don't
even need the button.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# no, you don't.
i wonder what would happen if his cock was on the button?...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# The button would say, "pardon me, Mr Norris, but I believe your cock is on my head."
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Hahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# CHUNK NORRIS IS THE TOUGHEST MAN ALIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# KILLIN MEXICANS FOR HUCKABEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# WHEN YOU'RE A MEXIS LOOK BEHIND YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)