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# I once had a drink
With Wee Jeanette Krankie
We went back to hers
But her minge was manky
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# she seemed a bit pissed
and she'd gone through the trouble
so i gave her one anyway
and she game me a gobble
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I ate her muff
and it tasted like rubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I once had a drink
With the lovely Debbie McGee
We went back to hers
And Paul Daniels made it three
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# oh the image, no no no.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Debbie and Paul
Had a lovely pet pooch
That leant on her back
And rogered her cooch
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)