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# *taps on shoulder*
*steals when he's not looking*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
*cunningly replaces with wood shavings*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
*soaks jumper*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# you sod
it's cold out there
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *Gives what she thinks are chips to starving orphans in Africa*
*Blames freebs when they turn out to be shavings and puts a huge guilt trip on him for trying to kill starving orphans*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# (through mouth full of chips)
mmmppff mmpffy gmmpfuilt trmffip?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *wees in vinegar bottle*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *films*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# grief!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# the ladies is over there love
tsk

look at the mess you've made....
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'll have you know I have outstanding aim
owing to the fact that (in my opinion) my old doctor had a wee fetish. So if you went to see him for any ailment you had to go and fill a tube with wee.

I changed doctors as soon as I was able.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# After you'd buried the body, yes?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)