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# Wha?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Eh up kid!
How goes it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I wasted half a day of precious lab time today through no fault of my own
Which really pissed me off

Yourself?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I am getting towards happy,
I am just about to finish the work I have been doing for the last couple of days, despite the fact that I am meant to be unemployed :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Stupid bum, unemployment means sitting around drinking special brew and throwing pit bulls at old people
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Well kind of.
I have been drinking Gin all day and throwing pit bulls at no-one. But if I had some I would be throwing them at my next door neighbour.

He is Italian :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Needs more pit bulls
And special brew.

I wish I could drink gin all day :(
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# what kind of lab is it?
/ex geneticist
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Well its a granulation lab
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# that is a word I do not know, so I shall guess that it means you are a paedophile
paedophile
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It involves lots of power liquid, dye and a big spinny thing:
One of these

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# eugh
you work with bacteria.

actually doesn't bother me too much, but my mate was a viroligist in a former life and calls bacteria smelly
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# No, theres no bacteria there at all
Its all without active ingredients, they are far too dangerous
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# hmmm
you can do granulation with bacteria can't you? or am i thinking of something else entirely?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Something else
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# cake
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Cake is the best way to lose weight ever!
Granted, you wont actually lose any weight, but you will be happy which makes it different from all other diets!

CAKE!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# LIES
Although if you eat alot of cake then it'd make you throw up, as if you never ate it.
MORE CAKE=MORE SICK=LOSS OF MORE WEIGHT

you gets me?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)