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# Cake and diet
Having excess amounts of Snickers, I was looking for a nice recipe, as I thought it might be possible to combine the Snickers with even more sugar in a cake. I found a quite poor one and next to it was this:


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If you are want it enough, I suppose it is ok that the main part of the 1Lb/day is sucked out of your face.

Want recipe. Have one?
(I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Eh up kid!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I wasted half a day of precious lab time today through no fault of my own
Which really pissed me off

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I am getting towards happy,
I am just about to finish the work I have been doing for the last couple of days, despite the fact that I am meant to be unemployed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Stupid bum, unemployment means sitting around drinking special brew and throwing pit bulls at old people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Well kind of.
I have been drinking Gin all day and throwing pit bulls at no-one. But if I had some I would be throwing them at my next door neighbour.

He is Italian :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Needs more pit bulls
And special brew.

I wish I could drink gin all day :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# what kind of lab is it?
/ex geneticist
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Well its a granulation lab
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# that is a word I do not know, so I shall guess that it means you are a paedophile
paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It involves lots of power liquid, dye and a big spinny thing:
One of these

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# eugh
you work with bacteria.

actually doesn't bother me too much, but my mate was a viroligist in a former life and calls bacteria smelly
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# No, theres no bacteria there at all
Its all without active ingredients, they are far too dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# hmmm
you can do granulation with bacteria can't you? or am i thinking of something else entirely?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Something else
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# cake
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Cake is the best way to lose weight ever!
Granted, you wont actually lose any weight, but you will be happy which makes it different from all other diets!

CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# LIES
Although if you eat alot of cake then it'd make you throw up, as if you never ate it.
MORE CAKE=MORE SICK=LOSS OF MORE WEIGHT

you gets me?
(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Delhi Ditchwater
best diet product ever
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Bulimia . . . it works !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Er
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# John Prescott
Proof that it doesn't - although I'm not entirely sure he grasped the "purge" part
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Yeah but you get sick of it after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Oh poo I missed my cue and you caught it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Yeah you're shite at pool!:P
'ningles teh potty. How's trix and jaffa cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Trix aplenty
and Jaffa Cakes in abundance, including Yards of them being close to Christmas 'n all.
How are you and the forrin people?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# They have the audacity to be malichiously forrin!
Not too bad. Got an early night last night, woke up at 10.30pm and finish my shift at 11pm:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# But that's after a long weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# salvador salvador please explain
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Why is the cfb a link to a bmp of the same dimensions?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Epic 6 year fail!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Blimey. I didn't notice that.
Surely that kind of lurkage should be too much to waste on such a massive fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Indeed
Sad thing, that your dads kept me busy all that time, while I could have spent it with you wonderful guys.
(I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You need to work on the insult matey
Coz for b3ta that's tame!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:57, archived)
# nah
she had the hole before she started the diet
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# extra points for having a hole though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:34, archived)
# your mum gets extra points
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)