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[challenge entry] Tried one of these the other day cos I is macho innit.

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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Wonderful!!
Haven't had a caramac for yeeeeaaaarrrrs!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I disagree
Dime Daim bars are better
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Of course.
But they are completely different
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Caramac tastes liked boiled bumpoo
Dime's Daim's are a crunchy sort of heavenly justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopit.
I want a Dime Daim bar now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# So do I
I will buy one in the morning for old times sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Neither are better than the gritty taste of Tarmac.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Good point...
But Dime Daim bars have the same texture as Tarmac, which is how it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# fuck off
dime bars rely on their outer chocolate shell, like most chocolate bars, the shitty coco bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# BULLBOLLOCKS
They rely on their razor-like caramel interior to rip yer gums to shreds in an addictive manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# and get stuck in your teeth!!!
Oh how I want one now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Indeed
Come to the Dime Daim Dark Side.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# you are part of a revel alliance
and a traitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# REVEL SCUM!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)
# [INSERT CHOCOLATE PUN]
Oo-er missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# We have Revels in the pantry!!!
But I am strong tonight, and won't be turned.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha.....your right
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# mmmm
tarmac. lovely! munchy munchy
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# There's already a product a bit like this
Tar candy

...and they're pretty tasty too.
(Lord Azazel lezezA droL, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)
# omg
*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)