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# erm
when there are other options to participate in bedtime activities
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Really.... ?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# of course
you don't wanna just stick to the bed, right?
be more adventurous
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Oh ok, the sofa it is then
and maybe the chest freezer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# woah don't sleep on top of there
what if I want an ice pop?
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# In there! Sleep in there!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# sleeping in chest freezers can cause a serious case of dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# not lies!
when i went missing, the police checked our chest freezer. they told mum that if i'd gone in there, i'd be dead in half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I got locked in a freezer at work before, bear in mind it was only for like 10 mins while I sorted out all the produce in there
It was mighty cold
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i'd got locked in the park
stupid police thought mum had killed me. wtf???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# But you'll
take up room for ice pops
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# No, they will all be eaten by then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# what you tryna say?!
you callin me fat?!
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# NO, I LIKE ICE LOLLIES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# GOOD
wow, my tears taste like sugar
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# STOP LEAKING SUGAR THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I can't!
it's like I'm pouring straight from the bag
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# As long as it is the good stuff, not that half the sugar sugar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i read that as
"my teats taste like sugar"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# haha
teats?!
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# yes, teats.
i briefly believed you had been licking your own nipples :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# haha
nice!
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# if you have been
blessed in the cheb department, it's quite easy to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# cheb?!
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# cheb, nork, jug, whatever.
they all mean BOOBIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Haha, the perfect response
"Does this top make me look fat?"
"I like ice lollies"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
This is making me laugh more then you can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)