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# what have you got?
I have crudely drawn furries in comical situations
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:30, archived)
# well i have some free porn videos trailers clips,
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# still no lesbian amputees taking it up the stump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no, no.
we have it. trust me, im a pornographer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# so, you're not a baker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# no, im afraid not, but much like a baker i still like to 'heat it up' ha ha
that is just a little joke we have here in the porno business. but seriously though, our job here at PoRnoTec is to bring you the finest in erotic technology. this week check your local sex shops for our latest product, The Well-Hunger, a special rope for auto-erotic asphyxiation, that gives a fun, safe, sexy experience!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# as endorsed by michael hutchence?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# no, im afraid all of our offers to celebrities for endorsments have been turned down
its seems no one wants to admit they like to choke it when they stroke it.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# fucking hypocrites!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# have you got a video of a woman flicking her bean as she boils a white rabbit alive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:35, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# AWESOME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# this is so so so so funny.
i love it. i love you.

i want to buy this character and any other work, pornographic or otherwise made by you, as well as i am going to commission you three million dollars to draw our company, PoRnoTec, a new series of animated porno, an animated porno with attitude, call it 'pornotude' or something like that, work on the title.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ching ching
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# ching ching indeed my friend,
is there any chance you could also write some comics for our latest anime series, "DickHunter", we keep a minimal of at least five dicks per panel, could you handle that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# sound's like mad magazine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)