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# listen, porno is a serious thing we talk about here on the internet, if you don't want any porno then don't waste my time, sugartits.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:31, archived)
# porn is crap
why watch it when you can do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# I dispute your claim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# really?
you'd rather watch it than do it? i know tissues are cheaper than condoms, but seriously, i've never been a spectator.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:35, archived)
# no i wouldn't, i'm disputing the fact that I can do it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# ah, right
poor you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# don't you have a polythene playmate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# no
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# then you know what to ask santa for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# you fail to understand that the fine folks here at b3ta.com/board are the kind of folks, who do to social paralasis and terrible rashes, in fact, cannot do it, and can only watch and participate at home.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# well
at least i know now what to get you all for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ma'am you needn't worry about me, i have plenty of ointment and there are lots of people here to take care of me,
you see, im a famous pornographer, i unfortunately cannot reveil my identity for if i do my ip address could be traced and i could be found by the secret government world bank cooperation that wants me dead right now, for my latest porno film "nuclear hot".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# is that the one
where the texan bimbo is giving a good sucking to the bloke with a cock painted to look like a nuclear warhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# due, to the secrecy, of the project i am not aloud to disclose anyfurther information
however i can tell you that yes, it did involve some sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# i thought it might
that warhead had a hell of a yield, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)