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# was they having a wanking match?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# INNIT BRUV
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Bruv?
I've also been called Sir today also - I'm begining to question my own gender here especially as Wil's treatment of Eddie Izzard has unhinged me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha sorry it was your mangling of the english language :)
talk proper like what I do, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I certainly don't speak Chavish!
what's wrong with my grammar then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Is she ill?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# methinks 'twas the "was they having"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Well how do you use past tense
I could not have wrote - Are they having a wanking match? which is present tense. Were they having a wanking match? might be more correct but I'm not classically educated other than being pushed through Secondary Education - self-taught/motivated through college etc. So sorry if my English isn't perfect...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# were they is right and i was mere;y explaining, i'm genuinely not havin a dig!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ahem *dons intellectual spectacles*
"was they having a wanking match?"

surely

"were they having a wanking match?"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# "Masturbatory Challenge"
With your host.. Jeremy Paxwank!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# good grammer
and proficient wanking go hand in hand, I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# TOAST IS FIERCE LONG STAMINA YEAH BRAH.
Anyway, everyone knows toasters pop after only a minute or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)