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[challenge entry] Sorry, Great Architect, but I saw yours and I couldn't resist. And by 'yours' I mean your post.

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(Dull S. Dishwater, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# i need a longer one please
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# can someone de-ris me please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# penis
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I saw Archie's one
for making your cock seem bigger
But I don't get this one, why remove numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# because if you're a macho,
you will not have less than that.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I can only assume true macho people don't need the shorter measurements...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That was the idea.
I'm glad you figured that out.
(Dull S. Dishwater, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *claims prize*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# thanks for tagging it too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# but really macho men
work in inches, not centimetres!

how many times have you gone up to a woman and said "hey baby, do you want to see my 25cms?"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# three
but one of them was just for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Nope. Not a scooby.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Coming up short . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# But why are the inches half their standard length?
Wouldn't a REAL man not need to construct lies concerning his inchage?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# they're not even half their standard length
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# i object to being overuled on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# If they were matcho
Why would they need to measure them selves?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)