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[challenge entry] All I know is 'Mail' in reverse = the Oasis Frontcock.
P.S. please excuse the shitty haircut continuity


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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Seems Liam is having trouble counting to three
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# haha!
that made me to a real lol
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Thicker than a whale omlette.
He does make me laugh though.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Pfft!
It wouldn't surprise me, the talentless northern twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Oi, I'm northern.
And I can count all the way up to five!

One, two, six, twelve, four... um... help?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# twelfty.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I can count all the way up to chainsaw!
one, two CHAINSAW!!

yay!

oh hang on

*runs out into the street with chainsaw screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hope I never meet you in real life as there is no way one human could really be as awesome as you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ah, actually I'm quite a load of shite in person
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# See,
now I am disappointed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# yeah, I'm really boring
I collect stamps

into huge piles

then I burn them

haha, stamps

SHIT, ME STAMPS ARE BURNT!

:'(

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# You're such a Johnny come philately!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# ^_______^
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# a lidl chainsaw too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I thought you were only allowed to shop in Poundland?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# nah man
I got all the classy stores in my locale, innit

tho waitrose left

hah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# BOB, YOU ARE THE BEST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOT ONLY THAT, SAM, KEN, DAVE, BILLY, BUT i HAVE FRAZZLES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOW MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *grabs mudpack*
baby, you're going to be beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# TOM SELLICK'S FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# WHILE WATCHING NASCAR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Easy way to learn to count to ten
imagine you're doing a countdown to blasting Liam into space on a space shuttle* with a leak in the boosters - then reverse the process and do it over and over again. You soon learn to count.

Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Blast off you twunt hehe look at him explode *reverses*


*ninja'd - but not well enough apparently
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I want a space shutter :(
Thank you for bringing your name back, as I was getting confused again!

BUT BRING BACK THE BADGER! I don't care if people say they are masculine ;)

EDIT: Damn you you ninja :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hang on, if there were no girl badgers
there'd be no boy badgers

folk can't mess with science like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Exactly!
Science, although inherently evil, is actually a good thing!

*dies paradoxically*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hmm, I wonder what kind of paradox, quantum paradox, temporal paradox, mathematical paradox
only science has the answer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I NEVER SAID THERE WERE NO GIRL BADGERS!
I ONLY SAID THE ICON LOOKS LIKE A BOY ONE!
*sits in a corner and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# AWW
SNIFF

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I love the Badgers
they have bad press, they also have rabies, TB but mostly bad press...

Ok you have twisted my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yay!
I am starting to feel I am the only one who cares about the rules on icons staying the same ;)

Next up, BilboBarneyBobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# wat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I changed mine, no one noticed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Sorry,
my main problem with Bilbo is that he has the same icon as Barbarossa and their names look like each other at a quick glance.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A DICTIONARY. Err.. Thesaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# HaHaHaHa......Me too.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# a cunt in a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# liam gallagher is a funny man
shame i hate his music
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Actually.......I have NO problem with his music....just his attitude.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i reckon his attitude is perfect for rock n roll
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Hmmmmmm......I guess I can't argue with THAT one. Fair comment.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I guess it would be
if he had the talent to back it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yup.....NOEL is the brains.
Having said that though, Noel once admitted in an interview that Liam is a better singer than himself. I say he was being a bit rough on himself 'cos he voiced the lyrics of their 2nd best selling hit.."Don't Look Back In Anger"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# But to be fair,
that doesn't mean much that Noel is the brains ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Oasis have released one good album.
Sadly, it was hidden away at various points throughout 8 albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# .
^ This.

I don't want to hate them universally because there is a great deal of Beatles talent there. But they must be the laziest musicians ever. Well, apart from Britney Spears.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)