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# i read the news today...
...i can't close my eyes,
and make it go away.
How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How looooooonnnggg...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# If i ever met Bono....i would step on him as i would an annoying sugar thieving ant.
*would not step on ant in real life

There might come a day
When he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head
Legs come looking for you
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Really?
As far as I'm concerned, he's just a cunt! :o)

edit: Atomic got it right
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:45, archived)
# undeniably this^
*thinks we may need a Bono compo next week
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Agreed
How much had Bono lied to us is a perfectly objective compo :o)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Bono would destroy you with a single glance...
...you'd be weak in the knees and unable to move... (ha ha...i'm not a U2 fan...i just felt like singing)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:47, archived)
# knee glancing is not fatality.....
*attempts midget humour
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Ouch
Walks funny due to midget kneeing him in the happy sacks
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:50, archived)
# can't type...
...too busy laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:52, archived)
# hahaha
He aimed for one...
but got two
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)