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# I read the guardian
I found no main character, flimsy plot. But lots of jobs that weren't jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# ROTFL
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# haha
NING
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
# ning ning
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# create your own?
NING
^I did^
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:03, archived)
# why the hell am I at work at this time of day?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:32, archived)
# lol-o-copter
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I have already!
b3tabunker.ning.com/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Every once in a while, usually whilst under the influence of mind altering drugs, i accidently post on the wrong board.
*The satire was not missed btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Me too
I end up missing the point. It normally takes someone to point it out but... I need to be dragged out of the pub first

Edit: i'm glad it wasn't. I hate explaining humour
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:37, archived)
# i read the news today...
...i can't close my eyes,
and make it go away.
How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How looooooonnnggg...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# If i ever met Bono....i would step on him as i would an annoying sugar thieving ant.
*would not step on ant in real life

There might come a day
When he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head
Legs come looking for you
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Really?
As far as I'm concerned, he's just a cunt! :o)

edit: Atomic got it right
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:45, archived)
# undeniably this^
*thinks we may need a Bono compo next week
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Agreed
How much had Bono lied to us is a perfectly objective compo :o)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Bono would destroy you with a single glance...
...you'd be weak in the knees and unable to move... (ha ha...i'm not a U2 fan...i just felt like singing)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:47, archived)
# knee glancing is not fatality.....
*attempts midget humour
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Ouch
Walks funny due to midget kneeing him in the happy sacks
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:50, archived)
# can't type...
...too busy laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:52, archived)
# hahaha
He aimed for one...
but got two
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)
# My experiences led to a similar conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8936196


WOULD! btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Hmm...
goes for hand shandy
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:52, archived)
# *helps
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Hmmm...
Is grateful for a distinct lack of oral...

Tit wanks all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:55, archived)
# Two birds with one stone..
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:00, archived)
# best invention...
...EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Oh my god!
I'm there. As long as her face is around, I have somewhere to cum
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:04, archived)
# best mitt


ever
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# as seen
on a TV.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# are those teeth real?
i think she needs some wood to gnaw
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:06, archived)
# only the teeth are real
the rest is shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:08, archived)
# wow...
...that fat looks real!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i can almost taste it
.leaves a bitter marmite-like aftertaste
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# now why does that look like some distant member of the Manuel family
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# she was in the Dating Section...
...wasn't she?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Wishfull thinking dear Atomic.....wishfull thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)
# it's true then...
....all the good ones are taken..... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:02, archived)
# there is still a few available

you would have to be pissed though
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# hey Adam...what's up?...
...HHHAAAAAAAAAAA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Her sister is still available
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# ...and here she is today... still flexible!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:18, archived)
# this makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:19, archived)
# i jus piss leaked
hahhahhahhahhahhhaaahhhahhahhahha
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:20, archived)
# plenty more where that came from...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I have portraits of the family to complete your collection
Here is the well-educated Uncle Irving
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:27, archived)
# we are two wild and krazy girls...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# ..with a crazed stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# stalking this:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)
# She has let herself go since I last saw her
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# sadly, her more popular cousin is taken
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:26, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:29, archived)
# oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# i was waiting for this from someone
OH WAIT HOOZ THAT IN THE BACKGROUND TO DO THE RAYPING
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)
# a lurker.................................................................................... (it's been fun guys... good night!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# oooh
i can finish the night on a fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)