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# The chair is upside down
he is actually not so much sitting as taking a chair leg in the anus, he's greased it up with chip fat and is sliding up and down, moaning gently. The man in question is in fact third-rate badger eater Bear Grylls and he's being filmed for the new series of 'I'm a Celebrity'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Furthermore he is a busty cat.
WAIT, NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I heartily endorse this idea
Esther Rantzen wanking him off would be the flourish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# were you at the recording?
She wanked him off into the waiting gob of Brian Paddick, who gulped it down hungrily.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)
# while George Takei took her roughly up the Gary
I, er, borrowed the tape afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The funny thing was
that it turned out George was born without a penis and was merely waggling his bollocks in the direction of Esther's grapes and winnets, there was no penetration at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# poor George
but the way it's shot you really can't tell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# when he was filming Star Trek
he used to put David Rappappapapapop down his trousers to form the appearance of his famous prehensile cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I didn't believe the wife at first when she told me he was in that .... programme.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is he?
I assumed emvee had made it up.
Bear Grylls isn't really in it is he? I definitely made that up!

edit/ just went to the ITV site to check and was immediately confronted with the headline "I'm Bear Grylls!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I actually know who 6 out 10 of them are
that's not bad going
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I picked up either the bog paper or the london shite this week
otherwise I'd have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# while Ant' and Dec' looked on embarrased and uneasy
as they have never yet been able to express their love for one another...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)