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# If I lost my arms, I'd have Microscooters grafted onto my stumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHAINSAW FEET?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# YES! DO NOT ABANDON US NOW OH PROPHET!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I'D HAVE MICROSCOOTER ARMS AND CHAINSAW POWER. DUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# WE NEED VIDEOS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# PROOFS, LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# never mind that, WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASBESTOS KNEECAPS?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# If I lost my eyes, Id train a dog to lead me around places
This is an original idea DO NOT STEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I would train a dog to find my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BUT WHO WOULD FIND THE DOGS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# CHAINSAW FEET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Ah poo. Your idea is way better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# not better

just more practical
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I'd replace my eyes with lava.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BLACK HOLES FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# TOWEL DISPENSERS FOR ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ID WANT ONE OF THOSE DYSON AIR BLADES AS MY ANUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# SHIT, MAN. IMAGINE THAT. FUCKING LUXURY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# IF YOU HAD A VAGINA FOR AN ANUS YOU WOULD NEVER NEED TO POO AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I WOULD, OTHERWISE IT WOULD BUILD UP AND BUILD UP UNTIL I LEAKED POO FROM MY MOUTH AND EARS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That'd be quite a HOT LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nick, what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Getting ready to have a shower sexy, u? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I ham stripping off to go to sexy bed, sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Lets have ham sex on a sexy bed of sex
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HAMFISTS: ACTIVATED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)