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# FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO TEN PEOPLE AND YOU WILL GET LAID TONIGHT
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# you fibbed
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# i now have overwhelming dejavu
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# will you guarantee that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Small caveat: You have to speak to a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:51, archived)
# does my mum count?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:07, archived)
# You tell me, k3b/-\b. You tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Done.
Now make with the sexy tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# I read it 10 times
then wanked into a damp sock.

Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i now have overwhelming sock full of semen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# just give them some rum and they'll be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I have no rum
please suggest alternative happy-giving strategies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:23, archived)