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# Aww poor you, You nailed that spanish (I think) bird yet?
Ive tried playing geetar hero drunk, I fail miserably
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Nah.
After getting to know her she's become more like a little sister.

A tragically sexy one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh noes, at the end of the year both get really drunk then wake up in her bed. Winnar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *starts plotting*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# fake a break-up with somebody else
get a bottle of vodka, call her and start crying. she'll come over to console you, get drunk with you, feel all kinds of nurturing emotions, then shag you when the vodka kicks in.
result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)