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# I have my elbows on mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Due to the height of my chair and the way I'm slumped over
I have my tits on mine.

I think you'll find that's 1-0 to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Temptress!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm sweet and innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# riiiiight...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# 2-0, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# At least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Don't ever leave again. No no no no no. I will have to CALL YOU ON REAL LIFE TELEPHONE if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# It's tempting to do it just for this purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'll make sure I'm not fun to talk to. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i had blood on mine yesterday,
i didn't realise i'd cut my arm...
=D
'noons mon capitan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# The top of my desk is nothing to shout about
but underneath however...

Hi Captain, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# it's verging on the obscene?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Laminated with layer upon layer of cock gobbets.
Hi Babs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Playing the Tits card..
sneaky very sneaky
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *unzips*
1-1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# LOL or is it 2-2
THERE'S A STREAKER ON THE PITCH !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Well I have that too! I bet mine's messier though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# HA. Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# wine?!
i'm coming over.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Rubber Band Ball mother funksters
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Nope.
I don't think we can top that.
*takes hat off*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HOLY SHIT !!
THATS ONE MOTHER F*CKING BALL OF ELASTICATED RUBBER!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Kneel before Zod!
Plus that picture's old. It's another centimetre or so bigger than that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Snap :)
~106kb
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah!
With our rubber band balls we shall rule the Earth! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# my desk lacks a glass of wine
in fact, any booze at all

It therefore is a shit desk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Oh shit!
You smoke Embassy - bleauch!

edit: but I spy a tube of Arm & Hammer, so you get the points back.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Actually I don't usually.
I normally smoke American Spirit as it gives you a nicer cancer. They're the product of a late night, post pub forage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i'm at my mate's desk
it has several empty foster's cans and a glass of stale vodka and coke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Still
Waste not, want not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i'm having coffee and a rollie
i hate rolling, they end up looking like miniature legless camels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
A badly rolled rolly in my roadie days was called a bedsock (the roadie name for a sleeping bag):P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i wish i still had my rolling machine
or better yet, a packet of fags
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)