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# But......we're b3ta.
*frightened*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *hugs*
it's all ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# STOP HUGGING HER
fragile women on b3ta are mine
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# m'dear boy
you're mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# If we're not b3ta
am I not Captain Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)
# if reality has been swerved
you can be anyone you want to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I want to be Jem then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# jem!
and her magic earrings!

i'll be elvira.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# There's no decent sexy gingers. Hmph.
Well, Julianne Moore. I don't want to *be* her though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# you could wear a wig
or invent a new sexy ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I'm going to have to
unless I want to be David Caruso.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# nobody wants to be david caruso
not even david caruso
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Chap across the desks says Gillian Anderson.
Bugger me, I must be having an excellent hair day.

Her then. I want to be her. Or Winslet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# be a sexy mixture of the two
bugger, sis is here to take me shopping. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# YES to either of those
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
her dream wasn't to see Tom O'Conner performing on a cruise liner. in fact, seeing tom O'Conner on a cruise liner is not even a dream o tom o'conners
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# phwoar...... and tilda swinton
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I still want to be female though
Tilda, though amazing, is a bit too androgynous for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# imagine having her, bowie and annie lennox in bed
it'd be like an orgy in a mannequin factory
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# :D your brain, it makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# i sometimes have dreams where I rescue you from zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Rescue ME?!
In my zombie dreams I'm the one with all the guns. Like a pasty Vasquez.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# pfffft
*clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Then none of us are who we are
It is like the Matrix, but it stopped at just the first film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Maybe I'm Captain Wow
Maybe we're ALL Captain Wow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# there's a little captain in all of us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Only the very lucky or the spread eagled and asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# bury me in a Y-shaped coffin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's an image to savour...
*savours*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# :D *overemphasised cartoonish creeping*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *resists temptation to do "In Soviet Russia" response*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# resistance is futile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# HELLO WOWOWOWOWOWO. How has your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Shite
and I've got to get off here, I've got stuff to do.

Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Spent the afternoon looking for decent jobs and talking to the Open Uni.
I had a couple of pints on the way home to make me feel better :( :) :( :) (:) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ahhh good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *holds out arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *hug* poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I am a poor, shaven blossom.
I hate shaving to look respectable. I had a lovely beard for like the first time ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You work behind a bar though, don't you?
They make you shave?

Fucking Taliban.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I do, and no, they don't.
But as I was on the prowl for new job, I figured I should look good for it. TASTY SHIRT, HAIR TIED BACK, CLEAN SHAVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Oh alright, fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)