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# I am a lizardman.
Ask me what you would like to know.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Are you a lizardman?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Are you REALLY a lizardman?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Yes.
2 more questions
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# When did you decide to become a lizardman?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I JUST FOUND A SHEEP COSTUME AND SOME CRUTCHES IN MY ATTIC. SHOULD I BE SCARED Y/N?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# N
UNLESS THEY BELONG TO YOUR PARENTS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# OK.
I AM NOW COVERED IN FIBRE GLASS INSULATION FIBRE STUFF FROM MY ATTIC. WHAT HEALTH PROBLEMS CAN BE CAUSED BY THIS?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# URGH I JUST BURPED UP BURNING BLACK STUFF.
I FEEL UNWELL. G'NIGHT BOARD.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND EATING THE FIBREGLASS.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I THINK I BREATHED IN SOME WHEN I PUT IT IN MY LUNGS AND BREATHED IN SOME.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# can you shift to any shape?
How much for marilyn monroe for half an hour?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# You couldn't afford it.
1 more question
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# When it happens, act surprised.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Please rephrase this as a question.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# This, is a question?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yes.
Thankyou, no more questions.

I hope that humanity has learned from this.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# PUB-LIC, WAR-NING
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Will you act surprised, when it happens?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)