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# KLF - Last Train To Trancentral OR - Public Warning - Lady Sovereign - Ed: I hope this is BULLSHIT


Let's go around the room..

Early 2009 a nuclear device hits the US
Obama wages war against Pakistan
Mass hysteria/paranoia ensues.
All US citizens are under suspicion
Cue, 'Obama's civilian army, as well funded as the US military'.
All guns must be handed in.

Japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I am a lizardman.
Ask me what you would like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Are you a lizardman?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Are you REALLY a lizardman?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Yes.
2 more questions
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# When did you decide to become a lizardman?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I JUST FOUND A SHEEP COSTUME AND SOME CRUTCHES IN MY ATTIC. SHOULD I BE SCARED Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# N
UNLESS THEY BELONG TO YOUR PARENTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# OK.
I AM NOW COVERED IN FIBRE GLASS INSULATION FIBRE STUFF FROM MY ATTIC. WHAT HEALTH PROBLEMS CAN BE CAUSED BY THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# URGH I JUST BURPED UP BURNING BLACK STUFF.
I FEEL UNWELL. G'NIGHT BOARD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND EATING THE FIBREGLASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I THINK I BREATHED IN SOME WHEN I PUT IT IN MY LUNGS AND BREATHED IN SOME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# can you shift to any shape?
How much for marilyn monroe for half an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# You couldn't afford it.
1 more question
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# When it happens, act surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Please rephrase this as a question.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# This, is a question?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yes.
Thankyou, no more questions.

I hope that humanity has learned from this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# PUB-LIC, WAR-NING
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Will you act surprised, when it happens?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I hope everything you say is true
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# "I'd rather die terrified than live forever"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# AND THEN EVERYONE CHILLS OUT AND PLAYS LUDO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# DEN TINGS BE COOL WID DA BRETHREN.
KLF!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# DEATH LUDO?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# No, fuzzy happy chilled out Ludo.
Followed by death.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Oh, okay then.
Now I go to sleep the dreamless sleep of the wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
and finally a war to rid the world of all us pesky humans*
Also pic did make me laugh :)

*Not that I hate people; it's just I really do think the universe would be better without us :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I don't think the universe is really all that fussed about us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)