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# eggy soldiers!
a full english is tasty, but it's impossible to feel down when you're eating a dippy egg
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I can't see why they can't be combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I think that is a task that no mortal man could undertake!
Your pants would explode and you'd end up lying in a pool of your own breakfast glee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# One of the most disturbing images ever
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# This is why we do not combine the two!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# dippy eggs and crispy bacon
go together like obesity and internet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# You didn't last long at the Samaritan's did ya?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# my new self-help book: "dippy eggs and jaunty hats"
is out next week
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *reserves copy*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# excerpt from chapter 5: the power of small animals
choose your animal carefully to match your hugging style. an animal that is too large may be hard to keep still for long enough to hug. an animal that is too small will burst under pressure (though this may be advantageous under extreme stress situations- refer to appendix C: "bloodbaths and killaxing")
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# yays
The release date for my new book, THe Karma Sutra (the pop up version) is out next week too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Mine's out next week, too!
But it's much more boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I have honestly seen a book called
THe Karma Sutra - For One in a bookstore before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)