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# Fucking French wrong numbers!
Coming over here, stealing the space in our E1's!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# How do you explain to someone in French that he has the wrong number
and has in fact called a student halls in Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Scream like fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# For reference of how to speak French,
please see here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4

Failing that, speak English very slowly. If they don't unserstand, say it again a bit slower and louder.

If they still don't understand, smash up their bar safe in the knowledge you tried your best!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Vous êtes un fucktard
et vous avez le nombre mauvais.

Or something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Tu has dialled le wrong nombre, tu mong!
au revoir!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *genuine rofl here*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)