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# never heard of it
TJ: EW
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# pffffft
are you old enough to say things like that?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
No, probably not.

But in my defense, mofaha said it first. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# NAUGHTY MOFAHA. HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER.
Tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Not really.
His mental age is about 5. Maybe 7 on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Does he smoke a pipe and point at things?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# What sort of pipe?
And what sort of things?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Gutter pipe.
Pestilence.

Am I close?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I don't know.
What's a gutter pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# A pipe. Used in guttering.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Guttering?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh lord.
Do you Mercans call it something else?

Errr. Precipitate roof based drainage channels?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# So like...gutters.
I thought maybe it was slang for something. But you mean...gutters. Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# He's old enough for us all to know better!:P
I heard the National Trust were after him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh well, that makes it alright then
*phones sex police*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yes
She shouldn't know about recipes at her age!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# stuff that, she's female, by rights she should be born in the kitchen
and then have no need to leave it except for toilets
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I find that utterly archaic and outdated!
How would she be able to get the foodstuffs to cook of she never left the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft
yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Be a dear, make me a tasty sandwich please. Don't get any of your smell on it. Thanks.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Fuck off!
I do not smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *holds out hand*
One sandwich, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I'll put meat on it!
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :( stop trolling me
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You started it, and tried to force me to make you a sammich.
We don't even have any bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# No bread? I'll have a Lasagne then, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Like, for srsly.
We've got fuck all in the house. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I guess I'LL have to make something then. You're a crap maid.
Got much planned for today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm not a maid!
Nah. Going to my friend's sleepover later on, though. What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Sorting out my CDs and LPs. Later is pub o' clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Fun fun fun.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Aaaw you'll make someone a lovely little wife someday!
You may bury them under the patio but he may get a good few minutes of marital bliss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm sorry
You'll make someone a lovely little wife someday too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Giiiiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Yuk
De-RIStify yourself
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# thank you
the reviews (of the book) are hilarious though
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# The one at the top sums it up best
"what the fuck is wrong with you people?"
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)