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# Angry drunk hobo cat is drunk.

And angry.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# haha
win
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# angry drunk hobo cat
is freaking me right the fuck out
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# i know that cat...
...but i ain't gonna post it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# At least he can count to too . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# And to two, too!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:47, archived)
# He should be wearing a tuu tuu . . . Desmond !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# And remember, owls can't chat each other up if it's raining
Too wet to woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Oh dear.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# oof!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# owls don't woo
they're notoriously unromantic bastards
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Twits.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# they are
they also shit you up mightily if the fly directly at your windscreen when you're driving down a secluded country lane in the dark.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Like moths to a flame . . .
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Very strange when seen flying in the woods.
Barn owls look like ghosts and fly silently.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# that's what it was
a bloody barn owl! i nearly shat on the passenger seat!
my date was not impressed.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Country lane... late at night... with a date...
Come clean now, were you out dogging?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yes
yes we were.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# What did the others say?
pffft
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:10, archived)
# woof.
they said woof.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Any development on the internet availability front?
I believe you're off-line from Dec 13th.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Remember kids,
Just say no to catnip.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Really like this.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
Catitude!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Nice beard action
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Sexy isn't it?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Its given me the horn
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# everything gives you the horn
i know, i've been watching you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Well being watched by you gives him the horn
So what do you expect?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# um.....
horn?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Well that's sorted that then.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# no, it hasn't
i always expect horn, but i never fucking get any!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *has horn*
*gives horn*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# yay! horn of my very own!
i shall take it with me, as i am now off to my sister's for a week. 'bye!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)