
sitting here relaxing, whilst they run round like headless chickens. their flight leaves in less than 9 hours, they're only just starting to pack now!
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:21,
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with 3 weeks' bills paid, taxi ordered to get me home from the airport and fully tarted up with a facial and a wax. then i can watch everyone else panic
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:27,
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(because they are going on holiday)
and then miss the flight

got stoned, missed the flight. booked a flight for the next day, got stoned, missed the flight. finally got to the hotel 3 days late and wondered why i spent the rest of the holiday laughing at him.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:36,
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ready to pack 3 minutes before i leave
but i travel light, just throw essential clothes, washbag, camera and chargers into a rucksack, choose a few books depending on length of journey/holiday and then leave the house
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:52,
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but i travel light, just throw essential clothes, washbag, camera and chargers into a rucksack, choose a few books depending on length of journey/holiday and then leave the house

i blame my mum.
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:54,
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hence the third arm and extra head
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59,
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they don't know i smoke. i'm dying for a fag :(
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Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:28,
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