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# I would watch
you might become a princess!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# The Devil You Say !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hey thats not fair!
* firey strumpet teases the wibble*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# needs more pea soup
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'm in it !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# YES :D

Yes you are
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# i am currently wearing a nightie
that says princess on it. it has a little glittery crown, too.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# well
that saves me a trip to the phonebox round the corner

*removes mac*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# i'm being decidedly unsexy tonight
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# In my head you're still as sexy as ever.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# good.
am i naked in your head?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Nearly, you're being too slow.
Give it 10 minutes...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# it takes a while
to undo these suspenders
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# It's ME undoing them >:(
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# that explains it!
you must be refastening the bits i've already undone!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# look after the pennies, eh?
we're in a recession, man, use your imagination!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i am using my imagination
but you've just saved me having to do the whole darth vader impression

i can't keep it up more than 5 minutes, start coughing uncontrollably, and that's not something you want to hear when you're receiving unsolicited dirty calls, let me tell you
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# i aim to please :)
it's a good job i didn't tell you about my kagoul...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# you dirty, pac-a-mac loving perv!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# you make it sound wrong?
right, i'm off to feed my sims addiction one last time this week. with any luck i'll be fuelling my beer and attractive student addiction tomorrow
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i'm off myself soon
i have to go to church in the morning :(
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I can't see you behind the curtain . . .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# are these curtains
made of beef?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Jerky !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# pfff
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# yes...

(if anyone can remind me how to login to b3tards i'll be thankful)
www.b3ta.com/board/8964015 too :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# cor!
morant!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# chuffed?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ...its a shag actually :D
a dirty shag at that :D
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# the common cormorant or shag
lays its eggs in a paper bag
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Well hung . . . out to dry !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)