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# There are no Daves on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm Dave
and so is my dog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hello love
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hello chicken
how goes it?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# good, i'm sloshed and listening to a-ha - the living daylights..FUCKING ACE.
how are you duckie?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# bored shitless
and lamenting my lack of social life.
think i might watch some sort of filmic entertainment, but will have to get off my arse to get the dvd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# drink loads. it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yeh,
except i don't have loads to drink
had planned on going for an after work drink with a mate, but she wasn't working, kinda defeated the object.

still the only hetero in the village?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pretty much.
found another..but he's not interested..o i just bully him now and tell him i love him because it makes him flinch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# aww,
just drug him and then tie him to the bed posts

i was promised that was gonna happen to me last weekend but it never did, i should get my money back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# he has no bed..he's sleeping on his couch
and my attempts to lure him home haven't worked..he's scared of my mum who keeps asking him out.

and i'd get my money back if i was you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i meant your bed
not his.

although your mother coming onto him probably will scare him off/turn him gay.
just promise him she won't be in
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i'm a dave.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# and so' my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hello dave
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)